Sexy Sotong

Wrong Hole by DJ Lubel

2010-07-11T20:48:00.004+08:00

WRONG HOLE

I took her on a date things seemed so bright

I knew I would not need my youporn tonight

We go to her place and we fooled around

We throw all our clothes to the ground

We begin as she turns out the lights

I start but feel something so very extra tight

I hear her cry and I see her frown

I look at the condom it is all brown

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole

I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul

Cause I stuck it in the wrong hole

Try some preparation H it'll make you feel better

In my defense those holes are so close together

Oh baby baby don't feel defiled

It's a common accident during doggy style

It was so dark I couldn't see so good

I had no idea where I put my wood

I want to make things better want to make it alright

If you want you can put on a strap on and give it back to me all night ( I'd rather if she didn't)

Last night I stuck it in the wrong hole

I'm so sorry from the bottom of my soul

I never ever want to make you feel hurting

I guess that's why God made that hole not for inserting

Tell me how you feel baby please don't pause

Now I know how they feel in that HBO show OZ

Maybe take some advit your pain it will fix

From the way you are walking you can compete in the special olympics

http://www.elyricsworld.com/wrong_hole_lyrics_dj_lubel.html

If this was Alabama we would be on trial

That's how my mom took my temperature when I was a child

I've got a confession and I think you wont mind

I kinda liked when you put it in my behind

I don't know baby I'm no Sodomite

Can't we just try it again tonight?

Alright!

Every night I stick it in the wrong hole

It's so much fun and we don't need no birth control

When we stick it in the wrong hole.

I stuck in your ass.

Trojan Games vs Shaolin "Kung Fu"

2010-06-15T13:30:00.000+08:00

Past few days Haze was show us a site Trojan Games. It was really funny and we had a good laughed. If you admit yourself is very good on sex, I wonder any of you dare to try it or not... hehehe..

Here are some funny videos for sharing...

#1 Judo Semifinal - Tricia Williams (GBR) vs Francois Beridon (FRA)

#2 Weightlifting - Mosienko (UKR) and Bubka (UKR)

#3 Precision Vaulting - Ruthie-Lou Jackson (USA) and Bertie Weinberger (USA)

After we finished watching the video, we was joke around and ask the "Gwai Lou" to try it but he said those style at the video were normal. He said he can do some more awesome and hardcore Shaolin Kung Fu style. As the way he described it, I actually found a video that matched...

#4 unknown Hong Kong stars.

So, which one for you to vote as "Awesomesauce" ? :P

FIFA World Cup 2010

2010-06-10T21:36:00.019+08:00

It's actually near.. or maybe can say it start on tomorrow - 11 June 2010!

ARE YOU READY?!?!?!

Yes yes yes, I'm ready for this... football fever~~~ woohoo~~

Which team are you supporting?

Well, my favorite team is England!!! Click here for the full squad of the team.

Appearances at finals:

1950 - First round
1954 - Quarter-finals
1958 - First round
1962 - Quarter-finals
1966 - Winners
1970 - Quarter-finals
1982 - Second group stage
1986 - Quarter-finals
1990 - Fourth place
1998 - Second round
2002 - Quarter-finals
2006 - Quarter-finals

So far, England won the only one time of world cup in the history. Which was 1966... =.="

They always disappointed for the past world cup but I still 100% fully supporting them! I hope they will doing well for this season! *cross finger* >.<

This month kickoff schedule for England:-

June 12, 2010 @ 18:30 GMT - England vs United States at Royal Bafokeng Stadium
June 18, 2010 @ 18:30 GMT - England vs Algeria at Cape Town Stadium
June 23, 2010 @ 14:00 GMT - Slovenia vs England at Nelson Mandela Bay Stadium

Go England Go!!! :D

IN AN ABSOLUT WORLD

2010-06-07T23:08:00.005+08:00

Last Friday I was invited by Suanie to this Absolut Rock Launch event at Solaris Dutamas, KL. So, we went there after our dinner. It was an awesome night partying with #porkgang and I really enjoyed myself in the party. Wonder when is the next? *winks*

Ready for party~~ ^.^

awww... yum yum~~

Drink more...

more more more...

After some drinks, all turned to violence...

Some drunk KungFu poses...

Poor FireAngel got bullied by Michael

Evil Horny trying to hit Suanie

Let's DANCE!!!!

Crazy Chicken Little Kimberly :P

Crazy people.. :P :P :P

The lovely couple KY and Haze...

All hits by Absolut vodka and gone crazy dy... IT'S ALL FUN!!!

Received some lovely door gift as well from Absolut! SWEET~!!!

IT'S FRIDAYYYY!!!!!!

2010-06-04T13:58:00.004+08:00

Oh well, woke up this morning and it's raining... grrrr.. need to move my ass off from my comfy bed.. :( Then I went to toilet and found "AV" me in the early of morning which made me a bit sick.. Bahhh!!! :s

Then, as usual jam jam jam to work and found nothing to tapao for breakfast... even the milo at office all finish!!!!! GRrrrrrrrr..........

Argghhhh.... what a morning...

and the WORST thing is I'm wearing the same color of shirt with my boss!!! FML!!!

So, my Friday happy mood all gone... *sobs sobs*

Anyway, I hope I can....

...enjoy the event tonight with #porkgang!!!

Gah!

"Old Balard!"

2010-06-03T21:42:00.000+08:00

I do not understand WHY a company is keep hiring some old fart to replace the young blood?!

I'm not here to saying bad or discrimination them but sometimes I really pissed by them. WHY?

Here's are some of the reasons:

1. They're noob to use a computer.

YES, they not even know how to copy or save a file... -___- So, they got the excuses to throw out the works to other people.

2. They like to talked big and thought they knew everything.

"HELLO, I TIAO YOU ARR.. YOU DON'T BIG ME ARR.. I EAT SALT MORE THAN RICE YOU KNOW? (means 食盐多过食米)

3. Some they only talked in their own dialects (like hakka, cantonese and etc) in the meetings and assume everyone understand it.

Yes, they don't care in the meeting there are some malay or indian colleagues. kili kulu kili kulu %^#^@%$^#*($@(%^!(^& bla bla bla.....

4. Some aunties are too busy body and some even think they are doctor.

Waa.. you look so sick.. you must eat this and that.. Waa.. cancer ar? then you must go get some medicine at the traditional chinese medical (中医).. follow the "secret recipe" to cook the medicine...

5. They even likes to showing off.

Eh, how many A your kid got? No lah... my kid ar, He very notty lah.. I asked him to study but he always watch tv... but LUCKILY SPM ALL SCORED As LOR...

There are still a lot more of annoyed things happened. I don't know yours but these all are happened at my workplace. Can you imagine they just hired back a retired guy back for work to replace a young guy who didn't do anything wrong to the company!

If saying they have the experience of works, yeah! maybe... but I can see most of their "experiences" are at "N" years ago...

Well, not to say I'm not respecting them but it's hard for me to respect a people like that.

Am I right?

WHO AM I ???

2010-06-02T14:42:00.005+08:00

I’m afraid, I’m depressed, and I’m lost…

I wonder why I’m so emotional nowadays. I can get pissed or annoyed easily without any excuse or reason. When you ask me what happen and seriously I can’t give you any of the reason on WHY IS I EMOING? Am I getting old? Period? Stressful? Crazy? Or Menopause? T_____T

Well, I do try to make myself better whenever I’m out with the gang members but it always I pissed myself off in the last minute. That is why I can’t make myself happily to enjoy in the party. I SUCKS!

I know everyone worried on me and maybe they thought they did something bad on me. I seriously don’t want this to happen but IT ALWAYS ME TO CAUSED EVERYTHING OUT! I do hate myself for the moment. I do tell myself and forcing myself just fucking enjoy for the party. But, my mood goes until zero which I just feel like want to leave the place immediately. I failed. L

God (not you Terence), please help me if you can read this!

Anyway, thanks for my dearest friend who really concern on me. I'm so sorry for the trouble that I caused.

Maybe I need a break.

Celebrate Like A Champion

2009-07-08T22:25:00.010+08:00

Well, I know today is the last day for this contest... =.=
But, as I'm a hardcore Manchester United supporter... I MUST do this!!!

i) Name 4 of the Manchester United legendary players.

Answer: Ryan Giggs, Eric Cantona, Roy Keane, David Beckham

ii) Name the founder of Smirnoff Vodka, and the country Smirnoff originates.

Answer: Pyotr Arsenievich Smirnov, Russia

iii) Complete this sentence, stating the partnership between Smirnoff and Manchester United:

Smirnoff is the official Spirits Sponsor and Official Responsible Drinking Partner of Manchester United.

iv) What is the latest Smirnoff’s Limited Edition bottle called?

Answer: Smirnoff 21 (Manchester United Limited Edition Drinking Bottle)

~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~

Part 2:

Take picture of how you 'CELEBRATE LIKE A CHAMPION' and insert it into this Smirnoff digital photo frame provided. In your most creative way, caption the photo as how it was your champion moment.

Sony Ericsson XPERIA™ X1

2008-06-17T22:41:00.008+08:00

Yes! It's coming soon to Malaysia market, the Sony Ericsson XPERIA™ X1 by full QWERTY to make the most of that Windows Mobile 6 operating system. Well, for a time that I didn't up-to-date on mobile phone because I actually waiting on Apple IPhone 3G phone. However, the first generation of IPhone still not launch on the Malaysia market yet (I know there is a way to get the phone). Means that I still need to wait for a very long time for this latest version of IPhone 3G.

Also, I been heard some good and bad comments on IPhone which lots of my friends are having it now. So, no point for me to get the IPhone except IPhone 3G. Hehe...

But now, since Sony Ericsson has this Sony Ericsson XPERIA™ X1 coming soon to the market, should I get it? After checking the specs on X1, the only thing I was worried is the operating system run by Window Mobile 6. I hope there are some improvement on Windows Mobile 6 compare to 5. I had a PDA phone before, Dopod P800W that the most expensive phone I got (blek! :P). I really disappointed on the operating system for that phone which run by Window Mobile 5. Also the GPS always make me lost on my way to destination!

Now, I feel very excited on this Sony Ericsson XPERIA™ X1 and hope I can touch it soon!!! Let's enjoy some pictures of the beautiful phone... ^.^

URL below to see the full specification of this phone:
http://www.sonyericsson.com/cws/products/mobilephones/specifications/x1?cc=my&lc=en

Facebook - Mob Wars

2008-06-12T00:13:00.005+08:00

So sorry I was busy playing this game - Mob Wars at Facebook. So, my dear friends, please... please join it and support me please!!!

Mob Wars have a forum too...

Don't think so much, just join me... it's FUN!!!
Dabido my mob, muahhhhhhh!!! hehehe...

SAY NO TO PETRONAS!!!

2008-06-07T22:33:00.003+08:00

I'M SO DISAPPOINTED ON THE GOVERNMENT !!!

STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

I hate worms....

2008-06-04T22:15:00.016+08:00

My friends, who got back from Bangkok, Thailand that they had tried the special foods there. They proud of it and they missed the food after they back Malaysia.

Noobs enhoying their foods - pics curi from kyspeaks... hehe

But, I don't think those food can be find in Malaysia...except RAW...

So, what did they do? Those noobs actually go get the so called food at aquarium and cook by themself!

Home cook worms - pics curi from kyspeaks...

EEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwwwwwwwwww.....

YUCKS!!!!!

They were WRONG!!!

They keep ask me to try and said "Taste like Chicken"!!!

For me, NO... Chicken is chicken, worm is worm... No matter it's cooked or eat it as sashimi...

See, chicken after cooked still chicken...fish still fish...

It is really bad for our body...

P/s: Terence, do not ask me to tapao worms for you okay?!? :P

Joanna Wang - 王若琳

2008-06-02T20:30:00.007+08:00

I totally fascinated on Joanna Wang nowadays...

to her voice...
to her music...

Arrghhhh!!!!

Found out she is not from China which I mention on my earlier post. She actually is an American born Taiwanese. That's why she can sing so well for the English songs.

First time when I hears Joanna the sound is so attractive, her voice specially the hits song "Let's Start From Here", I totally fall in love on it.

She is Taiwan top music producer 王治平 Mr.Wang Zhiping's daughter, but this has not related with Wang Zhiping.

A young sound, is singing 70, 80's classical songs...

The sound is a little hoarse, is a little low and deep...

Likes her gliding very much...

This has Bossa the Nova melody Taiwanese girl, does not have the magnificent image, but her magnificent sound enough conquers all the mans in this world.

Joanna is a left handed person. She very much hoped since childhood that can follow her idol "The Beatles" member, Paul McCartney who also the left handed person. On her 12 years old, her father has delivered a left handed uses guitar for her to start her creation.

Today, on her first album has specially contained 7 original English songs, 3 Joanna with her creations, 2 Western classics, as well as 5 national language songs. The altogether 17 songs by double CD, may feel Joanna from the different angle the sound charm.

01. Lets Start From Here
02. Lost in Paradise
03. As Love Begins to Mend
04. Bada Bada
05. Lost Taipei
06. The Best Mistake I've Ever Made
07. I Love You (OT_愛很簡單)
08. For no Reason
09. Stages of Flying
10. Now
11. True
12. New York State of Mind
13. 迷宮
14. 有你的快樂
15. Now - 中文版
16. 因為你愛我
17. For No Reason - 中文版

Let's enjoy this song which totally heart me...

By the way, Faye Wong 王菲 still my love...
Two difference person has a difference style of singing... ;)

Funky Hokkien Song

2008-05-30T21:39:00.006+08:00

I was reading chow ah beng - Galvin Tan Kar Leng's blog and his new post is "Learn to speak Hokkien". It was funny and make me laugh... hehe.. It is truth that we learn some language start on bad words.

After that I just surfing around the YouTube on those funny videos and I found this :-

Actually this is a classic song in China long long time ago that describes beyond the frontier livestock husbandry scene.

This is the original version.

The lyrics:-

<趕羚羊>

詞:S.H.K. 曲 (含編曲):G.T.S.

趕羚羊

草枝擺

羚羊最愛眾人趕

眾人趕呀

趕羚羊

羚羊眾人笑開懷

騎羚羊呀

賽羚羊

其樂更勝賽馬趣

老枝擺呀

嫩枝擺

草枝擺開鳥飛來

趕羚羊呀草枝擺

= = = = = = = = = = = = = = =白話文= = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = = =
牧羊人優閒的趕著羚羊~牧草也優閒的隨風擺盪著~

賽羚羊是牧羊人唯一的樂趣~因此常常玩到很晚了才肯罷休

在都蘭這個地方的山坡地中~在深山裡面有一株千年的老木~
滿山都是金桔隨風擺動

人生最快樂的四件大事的詩中說道：久旱逢甘霖~
他鄉遇故知~洞房花燭夜~金榜題名時

就刻在這個深山中的一座老碑上~

當人生遇到四件大事~就好比乘著舟~渡過山嵐一樣爽
外傳..作者叫"韓蘭嬌" = ="

And now I use the Translator from Dictionary.com...

=====================English=====================

The shepherd well-to-do catches up with the antelope ~ forage grass also well-to-do with the wind to sway ~

The match antelope was shepherd's only pleasure ~ therefore plays very late frequently to has only then been willing to give up~

has millennium old wooden ~ Man Shandu in the Dulan this place's hilly land inside the remote mountain is the kumquat swings with the wind

In the life most joyful four important matter's poem said: The prolonged drought meets timely rain ~ to meet an old friend far from home ~ wedding festivities night of ~ to pass the palace examination time

Engraves in this remote mountain on an old tablet ~

When the life meets four important matter ~ to be just like rides boat ~ to cross the mountain mist equally crisp unauthorized biography.
The author calls " Han Lanjiao " = ="

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What a funny thing I get is "韓蘭嬌" at the translator is "Han Lanjiao"... Hahaha...

Enjoy!

I need more more more times !!!

2008-05-29T22:14:00.007+08:00

Well, I was so busy these few days...

Work never finish...
TVB series downloads never finish...
Watching it never finish...
BUT time finish very fast...

That is why I need more MORE times!!! Sighs, felt like time past very fast nowadays... I feel like I'm getting old... and wtf I'm still single... damnit!

What a bad thing right?!

I was being single for so long already... Some of my friends think of I'm horny now BUT aren't this a normal human needs? If a person tell you that she/he doesn't like sex, would you think them is normal?

Screw it!

Fuhh... nothing much to write. I was listening to this new album "Start from here" by Joanna Wang (王若琳) who Terence intro it to me. If not mistaken she is from China... she got a very nice and special voice. ;)

Till here... kthxbai!

THE KING OF EUROPE

2008-05-22T09:16:00.009+08:00

2007/08 Champion of Champions League

2007/08 Champion of English Premier League

DOUBLE WINNERS for...

The Red Devils!!!

Glory Glory Man United~!!!

Champion League Final, Moscow 21st May 2008

2008-05-21T10:38:00.015+08:00

Here we go my boys, I know you guys can make it! I trusted and fully confidence on you all...

You guys are the strong red devil army that can give Chelsea a head butt shot! Red devil will get the champion and then I will sing this song all day long~!!!

Go Go Go the red devil army Manchester United!

Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
As the Reds Go Marching On! On! On!

Just like the Busby Babes in Days gone by
We'll keep the Red Flags flying high
You've got to see yourself from far and wide
You've got to hear the masses sing with pride

United! Man United!
We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-be-ly
Wem-be-ly! Wem-be-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-be-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly

In Seventy-Seven it was Docherty
Atkinson will make it Eighty-Three
And everyone will know just who we are
They'll be singing 'Que Sera Sera'

United! Man United!
We're the boys in Red and we're on our way to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-be-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly
Wem-be-ly! Wem-ber-ly!
We're the famous Man United and we're going to Wem-ber-ly

Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
As the Reds Go Marching On! On! On!

Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
As the Reds Go Marching On! On! On!

Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
Glory Glory Man United
As the Reds Go Marching On! On! On!